Get a Free Copywriting Critique (Or a Critique of Your Content Writing... Or even a Free Critique of a Short Story (I've Written about 100))
Join my email list to get a free critique of your copywriting, a free critique of your content writing, a free critique of your short story or poetry…
Hell, I’ll give you a free critique of ANYTHING you’ve written if you want:
- I’ll critique your fucking marketing emails
- I’ll critique your fucking webpages
- I’ll critique your fucking email to your ex-girlfriend (we’ll get her back together bud, promise)
- I’ll critique your goddamn contact page
- I’ll critique your public shithouse poetry (the shithouse poet strikes again)
- I’ll critique literally anything
Why would I do this for free? Because I’ve worked as an editor for over a decade and I really, really, really like helping people with their writing (or with anything, really).
It’s like a tic or some shit—helping people makes me feel better about myself. That’s why I became a professor. That’s why I made this website. NOTHING fulfills me more than helping YOU get better at writing.
When I was a kid, there were so many times when I was all alone, where all I had were my fucking books, where it was just me and the words, where I’d fall into a story and get lost for hours, days, weeks…
The words mean a lot to me. If you’re here, they probably mean a lot to you too. We’re romantic fucks, I think.
So sign up, and then email me your fucking writing at awfout@gmail.com (yes, that’s my personal email).
Once I confirm you’ve signed up, you can choose what kind of critique you want:
- Live critique on Zoom
- Written critique (this will be a lot less in-depth because they take me much longer to do—you’ll also have to wait a LOT longer to get them).