How to Write Website Content That Doesn't Make Visitors Want to Punch Their Screen
The no-bullshit guide to creating content that actually converts, written for people who hate corporate jargon and marketing fluff.
Why Most Website Content Is Complete Fucking Garbage
It Talks About Features Nobody Gives a Shit About
Most websites drone on about technical specs and company history that readers couldn’t care less about. Learn how to focus on what actually matters to your visitors.
It Tries to Sound “Professional” Instead of Human
Corporate-speak makes your content sound like every other boring website. I’ll show you how to write in a way that actually connects with real fucking people.
It’s Written for Search Engines, Not People
Too many websites stuff keywords everywhere while forgetting that actual humans need to read this shit. Learn how to please both Google AND your visitors.
What You’ll Learn in This Badass Ebook
How to identify your fucking audience – Because if you’re writing for “everyone,” you’re actually writing for no one.
The difference between features and benefits – And why people don’t give a shit about your “proprietary technology” unless you can show how it makes their lives better.
How to write a homepage that doesn’t completely suck – Including what to put above the fold, what CTAs actually work, and why most homepage content is absolute garbage.
The PAS framework for product pages – A simple formula (Problem-Agitate-Solution) that’ll help you sell more shit without being a sleazy marketer.
How to create a contact page that converts – Instead of the useless piece of shit most websites have that nobody ever fills out.
Get the Fucking Ebook Already
Stop writing website content that puts people to sleep. Learn how to create pages that actually convert visitors into customers without sounding like every other boring business on the internet.